Of course I dont daydream like that 🥺
I have this same syndrome, except purely heterosexual, and only for men I’m attracted to. Which I suppose is normal but then I get stuck at the social skills part where I get panic attacks and can’t talk when I see someone attractive. Which is weird because I’m smokin hot in a bikini and men are too scared to approach ME! 🤦🏼♀️ It happened again yesterday 😢 Forever alone gorgeous people.
Don’t let it pass you bi
Can’t say I’ve ever thought about wifing one of my bros.
I honestly have never even thought of what they would look like in a wedding dress. Holy shit.
You should look up “first look best man pranks” on YouTube.
This one is my personal fav and I do believe it was the one that started the trend too.
Then why is your nic ‘bi-zarroland’, hmmm catfish?
You never fuck your friends.
Not unless you’ve all drunk too much and at least three of you are down and no one’s trying to make eye contact. Ya know, normal social etiquette amongst friends.
I feel like part of queer culture is that you always fuck your friends lol. Maybe I just hang out with especially slutty queers 😅
It’s OK to make eye contact when you’re cumming ;)
Mine are usually rolled back a fair bit in that moment, but I do appreciate someone rubbing out the foot cramp on the odd occassion the intensity causes it. That’s true friendship.
Hey, I didn’t say anything about how good I would look in a wedding dress.
I feel like something just unlocked
Come to the dark side!
brother just another me
Mine is just this weird lounge with a bit of a liminal space vibe. Like in vegas one of the main strip themed casinos had this weird setup where you go in the bathroom doorway, but after the doorway and before the actual bathroom were these weirdly fancy lounges.
Anyway sometimes my brain goes in screensaver mode and I’m just sitting in the lounge and the people that go by irl sit in the lounge and eventually leave through the continue path.
Goddamnit.
Opportunity presents itself
What’s wrong with dreaming of finding true love?
Apart from imagining your bro in a dress.
What’s wrong with imagining your bro in a dress?
You know, fair point.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Absolutely nothing 🙏
Nope can’t relate to this at all
Why not! 😡
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