• demonquark@lemmy.ml
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    A horse? Seriously? No way can this guy win against a horse. Have you seen horses? They’re huge.

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      When people say stuff like this, I assume they never lived much outside of cities, and never had much contact with animals, besides pets. Seriously, a horse? Even smaller animals can be a challenge. Most animals are stronger and/or faster than us, and have fangs, claws, etc.

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        I mean I or you certainly couldn’t get it in PvP. But if you can scare it enough so it starts to run, a human (of old times) would win.

        If you have trail finding/following skills, you can literally chase it to exhaustion. Humans have one of the best stamina in the animal kingdom. We used to chase animals until they just couldn’t move further. Apart from hunting in groups, that was our thing.

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        I ask myself, what can beat a horse?

        Can a chimp beat a horse? Probably not. Can a chimp rip my face off and eat it while I scream in defenseless agony? Absolutely.

        We need to go lower and I’m sure it will end at something far, far smaller than me to where it’s pathetic. Perhaps a chihuahua.

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          But if can’t put up a good fight, I’d feel too guilty to hurt it. For me it’s gotta be something I have a good chance against but that isn’t just utterly defenseless lol

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        A horse is just an intense will to die on four legs. You can defeat a horse by feeding it after it runs around for a little while.

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      Prep time. I choose to use that prep time to install a cattlegrate. I am now basically guaranteed the win.

      Or, i bring along poisoned grain and something to hide in/out of the horses reach.

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      Maybe a miniature pony I could take. Pretty sure I could put one down in a rear naked choke hold. There’s not a danged thing I could do against a horse that wants to fight me in unarmed combat.

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      Yeah but if you have prep time, you can make a massive spear and thrower (I forget what those are called), an able bodied man could probably take a horse with one of those.