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sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Trump, 80, Derails Kids’ Storytime to Take Shot at Nemesis

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Trump, 80, Derails Kids’ Storytime to Take Shot at Nemesis

www.thedailybeast.com

sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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The president riffed aloud while flipping through a children’s book featuring a Democratic foe.
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “I don’t know if I look good in a bathing suit,” Trump pondered at one point. “I haven’t had a bathing suit in a long time. I’m too busy. It’d be nice.”

    No one should ever let this festering pile of disease into any public body of water, if only for the likelihood of fecal contamination.

    Just… ugh. How is everything about him the utterly worst it can be.

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      I dunno. I think I’d kinda enjoy seeing him go for a wade in the algae.

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        That poor amoeba gonna fucking starve

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      People keep letting him around children. It gets worse.

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        “I’m so proud! Of all the kids there, he chose to rape mine!”

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      Any body of water he sets foot in will turn into one of those oil vats Baron Harkonnen wallows in

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    Quick search shows that the White House does have a swimming pool.

    Certainly Mar-A-Pedo does.

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      Does it? I know it used to, but they built the current press room over top of it. (The pool is still physically there—they stash A/V equipment down there now, I think. )

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    https://archive.is/30bvL

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