Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:
- When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
- I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
- Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
- I drank tap water and soy milk.
- life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
- Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
- According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don’t think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn’t see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍 mist_wraith_
- I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
- I couldn’t get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
- Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
- To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
- Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
- So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
- I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
- Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
- I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
- There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
- So I’d be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
- A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
- My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
- To get cheaper auto insurance rates 👍 Various_Ad_4533
- Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy 🏳️⚧️🦈 KingOfRedLlamas
- I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
- I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
- I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
- Because I sarcastically said “well I have the legs for it” every time the prospect of me wearing women’s clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
- No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
- Because I got infected with “The Gay™” as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
- I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
- In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup
Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents
I had to see If my highschool bullies were right. They were.
gender affirming bullies 💖
I got a girlfriend but she became gay so Iswitched gender so we don’t break up.
Well I’m already disabled and vegan so I figured this was the next logical stpe in making life complicated.
Cause I love being hated by everyone around me 😍
To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3
Can you put oestrogen in my water supply please it would save me money if I have girl juice in the taps
Ha, joke’s on you! It made me a puppygirl, so take that! (I’d still like some headpats and girlcuddles plz)
There are enough headpats and girlcuddles for all cute good girls :3
I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.
- I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian.
- I kept fighting with my wife over the air conditioning.
- To get better at karaoke.
I’m no causal, so I decided to play life on hard mode.
The lengths I go to avoid swimming in public pools are unprecedented.
Wanted to finally feel what it feels like to be desired.oops, sorry, wrong answers only. Um, i meant, wanted to know what it feels like to get fetishized and railed.ups, sorry, accidentally true again. Um, i meant, um, i like the pretty hair or sth.
A game asked me if I was a boy or girl, I chose girl and have since committed to the bit.
Its one of the most effective ways to prevent male pattern baldness.
Finnestride is a gateway drug, it was almost inevitable that I had to move on to something harder.
I saw an unfiltered dark web internet comic and it turned me gay.
TIL Paxiti is an unfiltered dark web artist
I installed Arch
