Pinot is stored in the balls.

Piss Wine is stored in the balls

650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.

How do you get the wine into that thing?

That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.

Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.

That wine’s gonna taste like ass

Booting Intoxication and shards of glass in the ass… Here we go!

If your piss is red you need to see a doctor

I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)

Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.

Cradle the balls.