Stargate : “We didn’t have the budget so they’re just humans.”
Wing Commander: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats! Hooo!
OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭
My favorite is either Kit Fisto or Elan Sleazebaggano, but I always have a soft spot for Jek Porkins, gone but not forgotten.
I love that there’s both Assaj Ventress and Savage Oppress.
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Star Wars character with a name that rhymed with Corsage Prom Dress, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Steven Moffat was so good at that on Doctor Who. Off the top of my head he had monsters that were: statues, an empty library, a crack in the wall, a child wearing a gas mask, pretty much anything that the BBC just had lying around. One episode had a monster that had evolved the perfect ability to hide, so we never even saw it lol.
Hey! Who turned out the lights!?
One episode had a monster that had evolved the perfect ability to hide, so we never even saw it lol.
Peak genius.
That kid wasn’t just wearing the gas mask… it was his FACE! lol
“Mummy? Are you there, mummy?”
That one will stay with me forever
That description for Star Trek fits Star Gate as well.
But aren’t all the human aliens just humans, like genetically
And then there’s other really NOT human aliens
Well… mostly yes, but there are the real alien aliens too, like the little grey men (Asgard), parasitic worm things (Goa’Uld) or killer nano machine hive minds…
Right thats the thing I said
Yeah, sorry, my brain hadn’t any coffee and / or alcohol intake before I wrote that answer…
Star Trek: how alien can we make this actor look for 5 dollars and 32 cents?
“this actor” statistically being Jeffrey Combs
But one time it wasn’t Jeffery Combs.
Edit: I looked it up - it was Jeffery Combs, that time, too. Nevermind.
every sentient species is identical from the clavicles on down.
Except the Klingons.
Edit: canonically Klingons have redundant organs for both survival and reproduction.
And for surviving reproduction
Well, yes, but actually, no.

The original Klingons in TOS were just people. Beyond that, they’re different.
Edit: wait, from the clavicle down they’re still the same, even in the new series.
Kor! The Dahar Master!

Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck.
Klingon don’t cling on.
he’s, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71.
Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died
(It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.)
Klingons have two of every organ.
At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin.
maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick?
It is still a matter of debate whether Klingons have two penises or simply have two urethrae in one gigantic penis. We’re just gonna have to see a naked male Klingon to be absolutely sure…
However, since they can easily mate with females of other humanoid species, I think the latter is far more likely. How would two penises even work anyway? Do Klingon women have two vaginas? And how would THAT work?
Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other.
~The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader.~
No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it.
See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible.
I think
DPDC Fontana wrote that into the backstorysuch a sweet old lady ❤️

Just ask Riker!
Extras with red skin paint and bad wigs.
Red Dwarf: One sexy cat! Mwuaaaaaaaaaw
roller skates backwards out of the room
I was hoping to find some Red Dwarf love here.
40k and Doctor Who are pretty muchbthe same.
I never thought about it before, but now that you mention it… I can’t believe I never saw it.
it always zapped me out of the moment when the robots screaming for extermination had british accents. i reckon i could just assume they translated to local language norma but still.
There was an episode where they briefly showed daleks in Germany and they were shouting it in german lol
That’s very on-the-nose, eh?
oh. interesting. maybe i should try harder. thanks!
Was that an episode or the movie?
It was an episode called “Journey’s End” iirc. During the tenth doctor era
I think there was something about the TARDIS doing something to people so everything is translated. There was an episode (The Fires of Pompeii) with 10 and Donna where they’re in Pompeii and Donna says something in Latin to some Roman guy and he doesn’t understand it.
Babylon 5… Just copy and paste that Star Trek one.
Fun fact: This is because the writer of Babylon 5, J. Michael Straczynski, originally pitched it as a Star Trek series. The studio told him “No, that’s stupid. Go away.” Then as soon as he was out of the earshot started writing Deep Space 9.
I honestly believe them when they say that they turned him away because they were already deep into DS9. But even if that weren’t the case and they did steal the idea, all the way down to naming one of the leaders of an alien race “Dukat”, at least we still got Babylon 5, and we also got DS9, which is the best of what I think of as the major Star Trek series.
but with crazier hair, weaponized telepathy, and more yelling
Don’t forget about the prehensile penis!
Useful for playing cards!
And a fuckload of hair spray
Vorlons and Shadows are exempt.
Also that praying mantis criminal guy. Also, eventually humans.
TOS had far more non-human aliens þan later series; it changed likely because of cost, but it makes me a little sad. Even þe human-looking ones were often only camoflaged but had non-human native forms: Catspaw, The Man Trap, By Any Other Name, for example.
I know it’s basically a guy crawling around under a fancy rug, but I love the horta!

A prime example of þe diversity of alien life in TOS which got lost in TNG and eventually forced þe retconning and introduction of The Progenators. All because of budget.
Horta is probably my favorite, too, because she was a) intelligent, b) non-aggressive, c) creatively alien, d) had a cool and very specifically useful superpower. Unlike þe various gods Enterprise was always running into. Þere were more (functionally) gods in þe TOS universe, too, which all got boiled down to Q in TNG. Þere was much evidence þat þe TOS gods were unrelated, and not part of þe Continuum. Trelaine, perhaps, but Apollo had an energy organ, and þe Orthinoids had amplifiers (transmuters) – tools. Several were perhaps more correctly termed “demigods”, or maybe any reference to gods adds too much supernatural: þey were all on a spectrum of capability and reality control far above Starfleet. Practically gods, if not literally.
The salt vampire is classic. I loved the use of the fade in/out

Avant-garde FX!











