Translation:
“Doomsday Calendar” {1} (Scryfall name)
Legendary Artifact (M)
Whenever one or more permanents become untapped during your untap step, put that many time counters on “Doomsday Calendar”.
{2}, {T}: Double the amount of time counters on “Doomsday Calendar”.
When there are 1,000 or more time counters on “Doomsday Calendar”, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1,000 life.
This seems splashy. I wonder what the average time to get to 1k counters is?