The O’Briens are already in a polycule with Kira and Odo
And Keiko gets more time to tend to her botony research. Wins all around.
Keiko’s like this:
There are missing links in that polycule. You forgot Julian’s involuntary platonic friend Jadzia, her boyfriend Worf, her lover Neris, Neris’s boyfriend Odo, Odo’s sub Quark…
And don’t even mention the odo - great link debacle…
Oh yes, the never ending genderfluid megaorgy.
You joke but STLV has a group photo of O’Brien family with Bashir this year.
Don’t forget, this way there’s no risk of her getting pregnant again, thus no risk of traumatising Worf again.
Unless you ascribe to the theory that Kirayoshi is actually the product of a trist with a Federation researcher down on Bajor. Then all bets are off.
Win Win Win Win?
Have 3, will have to make one with 4 sometime.
needs that scaly grey look man
Where does Ezri fit into this equation?
She’s sitting in the cuck chair, watching.
She’s Bashir’s Emotional Support Symbiote and Host.
Well, when Ezri arrived everything changed
What happens in Quark’s holosuite stays in Quark’s holosuite, for a very reasonable privacy surcharge.
Edit: Now I’m thinking about how even an imagined obnoxious behavior by Quark is still somehow dramatically more ethical than average corporate policies in 2025…I need to go sit down.
