This is one of the things that pisses me off. A cis/straight person complaining about a gay relationship in a movie. “They keep trying to force it down our throats” while there are literally thousands of CIS/Straight relationships flaunted everywhere every day in everything everywhere. Fucking hypocrisies.
“got any example” - me
… - them
I’m getting an attractive middle aged gay man and going door to door selling gay. We need pamphlets.
I do. I knock on people’s door and convert them to A Gay. And I’m coming for your door too, eventually. Just you wait.
Hrm, thnx for this piece trying to convert me.
I enjoy irony.
Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?
Our Gaylord.
Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.
Apparently it’s Robert Redford, a brief scene from this movie
Jerimiah Johnson
Pretty sure there’s a chin under that beard, so David Mitchell’s out. Must be Benny I guess!
Our daddy in Grindr, swallowed be your cock, your manhood come
Reeeeaach, Arrrouund.
Can I get a gayy-menn up in here?
do we gotta talk about it or do you want to just put it in my mouth?
I’m a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?
OMG you said how hard you are why do you want to fuck me you fag!?
I’m confused and horny. Only if you’re down though. Consent is King.
I’m also horny and confused and my DMs are consensually open
Respectfully watches
😉
😬 Confusion and consent are a tricky combination
Jasmine was an awakening for me.
Same. And Jessica Rabbit. I wasn’t sure what was happening in my trousers but I knew I couldnt ask my mum.
Edit; couldnt, cause I did not ask my mum.
I asked your mum about what was happening in my trousers, too.
how hard is it just not give a fuck?
See, that’s why it’s so hard for homophobes to be around gay people. They want to give a fuck, but they can’t handle their own social stigma so they want it outlawed to remove the temptation.
Real.
Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?
Quite thoroughly, yes
fist bump
You had me at “fist”
Yes, but do come in.
“omg rainbows, how awful!” - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated
i don’t care for sports but i don’t get crazy upset they’re shoved down my throat at every turn because that’s someone else’s fun
I do. My city’s downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle’s next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.
With you 100%.
Every four fucking years I have to hear non stop about how we won it once and this year it’s “coming home”.
Fuck all the way off. Seriously, just pick a direction and fuck off. Keep fucking off until you get to a fence with a sign that says: “You cannot fuck off past this point.”.Right there, I want you to dream the impossible dream, climb that fence, and fuck off into the sunset, further than anyone has ever fucked off before.
What about, every single football match? Every single one. People go out into the streets with their cars, honking and screaming while waving flags in the evenings whenever an even slightly major match happens. It’s all you hear for the next week or two. Some take it a step further and start shooting guns around! Its also quite great for politicians because whenever a major controversy happens another fucking match happens and everyone forgets about everything. Fuck sports. Fuck your fun. Its fine if you’re a dipshit sportsbrained maniac, just dont do it in front of me.
I’m so sorry, I’m very thankful that’s not here
I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.
But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don’t need religion in my life.
Ask them about all of the lawsuits involving priests.
I have a cynical scientific aura from before 2000 that thinks talking about auras is fucking stupid. I hope it’s contagious, or that every time you say “aura” unironically a fly finds its way in your mouth.
The majority of our thinking is subconscious and sometimes we use metaphors to explain how it communicates to our conscious.
Negative auramaxxing
Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you?
No, but I imagine it would make a whole lot of Republican secret wishes come true.
Had a group of Christians approach me while i was looking at nail polish in an Ulta. Even after i said no thank you as politely as an angel they still insisted on letting me now their imaginary friend loved me. If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming.
Its not grooming when they do it yo kids, though.
Hell, can you imagine if Muslims did that?
In the US it would be taken badly but let’s pretend Muslims don’t have a pushy religion as well
Weeeeeelllll
When I was a kid (12-13, in middle school) we shared a school bus with a local high school. One of the fellows on the bus was indeed a gay “man” (16-17 maybe), who was real good with computers, introduced me to Linux (though I wouldn’t run it myself for about 10yr.) Well, I was interested in computers, and he used this to become friends with me. Over the year-or-so we hung out some outside of school, but he kept showing me (straight) porn and we’d watch it together (mind you I’m 12-13 and he’s 16-17), and trying to get me to engage sexually with him, lines like “how do you know you’re not gay if you never tried it” and stuff like that. If that ain’t grooming idk what is, it didn’t take on me but he tried so hard. Btw, this 16-17yo kept telling me about a 30ish-yo that was doing the same to him (plus feeding him alcohol and gaining access to gay clubs in town underage,) so there’s an element of passing it on.
I’m just saying, male on young male grooming isn’t not a thing…
What was the point of you posting an anecdote like this
Are you trying to suggest that your anecdote is indicative of other’s reality?
Or are you just trying to tell us about that time you watched porn with a dude
If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming
But I can’t call literal actual grooming “grooming?” Why not? What if I was 16 showing porn to and trying to fuck a 12yo girl, would it be grooming then, Greg?
Like it or not, gay people can do bad things too, just because I’m not The Truman Show™ doesn’t mean that something similar hasn’t happened to countless kids. Funny how so many people care about child molestation when they picture a straight guy doing it but the second it gets a little intersectional everyone gets uncomfortable.
Fuck you for trying to minimize my experiences btw.
Lol when did I say that people can’t do bad things, but go on
And the plural of anecdote is not data
It is a data point though, and really is anecdotes because there have been multiple pushy gay men I’ve met.
But like, really? Woman says “men can be pushy” “yeah for sure,” man says “men can be pushy” “anecdotes are not data?” Then the women’s anecdotes aren’t either, we sure we wanna play this game?
Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.
Mormons, JW. I get shit in my mailbox from random churches at least twice a week. I see way more SuperJesus shirts and sweatshirts and hoodies out in public than anything with rainbows on it.
It’s mostly virtue signaling anyway, making sure that everyone knows which group they’re in and if you’re not in, you’re out.
They have a persecution fetish. Not complex, fetish.
knock knock knock
Hello, have you heard about our lord and savious Luigi Magione?
Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?
I hope he would
