Meanwhile: Brain Aneurysm

Porch pirates took my Trojans!

“You mean the horse?”

Uhhh… Kind of?

Americans are more worried about being one paycheque away from poverty than they are to one election away from a train ride to gas chambers.

This novel is about a vampire who found love

This medical journal suggests Cancer is bad

This home insurance covers fire damage

“If I have not experienced [Insert thing here] it doesn’t exist and is just a myth”

“There’s no way you could write a 10 page paper without ChatGPT”

Pulls out a novel

Pulls out medical journal

Pulls out documentation for home insurance

I’m all for small talk. It’s the superfluous small talk just to kill dead air I hate. I’d rather sit in an elevator and say nothing than talk about how much rain we’re about to get this afternoon.

If America’s culture is gun violence I’m gonna bash the shit out of Americans.

Yeah but it’s a reminder to anyone willing to travel to the USA for the World Cup that the likelihood of you being shot is a lot higher than most other countries.

Imagine believing in creationism and using dinosaurs, 35 of which are wandering around my farm right now shitting out eggs we eat, as the metric of God’s will.

It’s legal to burn down data centres if you don’t get caught.

Good thing my rural internet isn’t strong enough for that

Yup. I could probably sing along to about 10 Nirvana songs, and even knowing the words to them I might know the names of two of them.

Wearing a sports jersey implicates interest as well but I won’t expect someone wearing a Buffalo Bills jersey to name our third string depth corner.

I’d rather be excited someone actually has interest in something I do rather than gatekeep that interest. I’d love to talk about the player depth of the Buffalo Bills with someone who only knows who Josh Allen is. It makes me happy sharing something I love and it will make them a bigger fan than they were yesterday.

If your entire fandom is based on knowing everything about it, you’re the piece of shit.

You started your fandom on something from nothing. There was a time you didn’t know a single song of the band you love, or a player on the team you watch. You didn’t know shit about it and now you do. Do the same for others and help them learn more, not be the school test on their knowledge.

I can’t wait for the bot bubble to burst when these mega corporations end up spending more money on bots and losing revenue trying to pander to a non existent consumer base.

I’m not American, friend.

you know, people can just… leave america, for somewhere else.

I’m in Nova Scotia and my partner and I are trying to get my transgender girlfriend out of the States and it’s a lot harder than just leaving. We both fear for her safety and she does as well since she lives in Ohio. Even with Canada having refugee status for trans people it’s not as easy as “just leaving”.

You’re upset that people are happy someone who advocated to the death of trans people, who advocated for school shootings, and wanted more guns in America died to being shot in the neck. Sorry your Internet friend bled out in real time for everyone to see, but the world got a little bit better with his blood spilling out on that Utah concrete.

Because the world celebrated when that piece of shit died, and you’re still here simping for him.

As a queer malfunctioning alcoholic, they can keep their God.