I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.
What else would I be doing?
Hell yeah
Peeping
Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy
Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.
not currently
Why not?
Sure you are!
- The digestive system is always operating.
- Most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time we’re on the toilet to poop.
- If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.
Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.
Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩
Let’s go!
I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s
Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?
I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can’t offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.
Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.
…Yes
Sure am. I feel called out!
According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.
Buy flowers.
Yep!
I sure am tryin’
Gotta stop.
Ass start hurting 😢
Yes
