

I know it’s a distraction but I abhor the way the man speaks.
“I was informed this morning by the joint chiefs of staff that at so and so time in such and such operating theater we lost communication with blahblah asset. All US service members were recovered safely with no loss of life. We are committed to peace, but if this was, as we believe it to be, a violation of the ceasefire agreement, this provocation cannot go unanswered. I am urgently seeking communications with the leadership of the IRGC and am directing our forces in the region to move to a state of enhanced readiness.”
- serious
- sounds like something a Sorkin character would say
- leaves diplomatic buffer in case it turns out something other than an Iranian missile caused the loss of equipment
“Army told me IRAN shot down our very fancy helicopter in operating theater, amazing pilots safe but now im mad. I’m gonna bomb them back >:( >:( >:(”
- unserious
- less room for backtracking
- sounds fucking stupid














Yeah but you gotta admit theres something distinctly biblical about these tribulations, pardon the pun