The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel
That being said, the only super power I’d ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them
AKA Emporio Ivankov
Where is Attractive Enby? 😥
Vampirism
Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.
“What kind of implants?”
“Yes.”
Vibrating hand.
This is so imbalanced and vague.
People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.
HeroMaker3
What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?
1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells
I can’t even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!
Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more
Is that… Cartman?
Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It’s about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.
It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!
🎶 Let’s fighting love! 🎶
The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa
The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.
Ever drink Bailey’s from a show?
divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.
dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can’t force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.
A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??
teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don’t even remember my name or how long I’ve been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter
Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.
Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.
Why would you pick intellect if you wanted a good time? Isn’t ignorance bliss?
Yes but that haven’t received the intelligence power yet so they don’t know that
There’s no rules that says having powers mean you have to be a superhero
You could also be a supervillain… >:)
Aww, cute sad walrus emoji
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.
I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I’d swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!
But you age.
Even if “immortality” is the sucky kind, invulnerability kind of implies that you’re immune to the aging process.
The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that “immortality” just means agelessness.
Can’t wait to spend trillions of years floating in the vacuum of space or crushed inside a black hole while unable to die. Immortality is the worst possible curse, not a super power.
I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…
Anyway
Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.
I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I’m sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.
Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.
Need more rules, does magic cover teleportation?
I don’t see why not, but it would depend. Wizards can separate but need to know the location they are going too, so pick your own universe rules haha
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport
Accidentally teleport into deep space. Fuck
You’re invulnerable, just teleport again
its just self teleportation so you’ll have to do it by the arm load
Still pretty efficient if they also hit the gym and make their arms/back strong.
They carry a lot less than a vehicle, but the travel time is instant.
There is no adjectives with teleport lol, could teleport objects without yourself as well using the given information.
Real world Santa Claus teleporting objects under everyone’s Christmas tree if you got rich enough. Prop up entire economies off by building presents for holidays on man made islands of renewable trees etc
exactly santa brings the sack, he figured it out.
Enjoy being 16 trillion years old and bored out of your mind, if you’re even still sane lol
Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle
I know what I signed up for.
Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans… But never kill me or take my wealth to reduce my power. And also we’ll have a rivalry that borders on the homoerotic sexual tension.
Isn’t all of this magic?
oh yeah, the magic of “insanely rich” 😄
Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility
I’m the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it
Wouldn’t “chameleon” be enough for that? Or “shape shifter”?
That depends on what chameleon means exactly. Does it let you change color, is it more like a predator cloak, or is it like being an octopus, or is it more like being able to blend in through body language and pheromones and become kind of hidden, or being a social chameleon who can fit into any circumstances. It’s kind of a vague word without any more description.
It still would be like Makeup, hiding blemishes and stuff, but yeah, thinking about it again, it might just be shapeshifting.
That would mean you could turn into an attractive form but you wouldn’t be inherently attractive in your own.
Shapeshifting doesn’t have any limitations in this picture, so you might as well choose a form and stick to it as your new standard. The chameleon might only function as a kind of makeup, where you temporarily hide your blemishes, I’m not sure.
If you do “Attract Female”, “Attract Male” and “Vampirism” you’ll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!
It’s attractive, not attract. I am reading that as being attractive
OOOOH! I was fully seeing it as being attractive to that gender. You’re definitely right tho. It’s being that gender and being attractive.
you could technically combine all 3 and just be David Bowie…
Just like Laszlo Cravensworth!
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With Invisibility and Phasing you don’t need to pick Super Rich.
I’ll take Divine Powers. I think the rest will then sort out by itself.
I’m trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.
You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.
Maybe it comes with the burden of cosmic knowledge, so all the fun human-level stuff doesn’t seem worth doing
All choices depend on the degree of the power. How much can you lift with telekinesis and how dexterous is? Is magic cantrips, level 9 spells, or something even more arcane? To what level are the speed and strength “super”? Are you a “Captain America” super human or Superman?
Thankfully, my constant favorites are pretty definite: invulnerability and immortality.
What even is “psychic” and how is meaningfully different from “telekinesis” and “telepathy”? Is it bundling all the other -kineses? Yeah, I’m giving it too much thought but personally I don’t like discussions based entirely on everyone not having enough information.
Yeah it would be interesting to know the limits. Mine would be SuperSight+Teleport, with the understanding that I’m able to perceive time very slowly at will and maybe see very far if I want to. Also, sneezing wouldn’t trigger a teleport.
I don’t want any Saiki-K situations where I’m unable to be attracted to people because I can only see through their skin by default
That was my take as well. I already have a degree of elasticity, agility, and healing. Guess I’m tapped out and cannot redeem this coupon for god-mode.
