• Valmond@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Guy buys newspaper every day, but only checks the frontpage before throwing it away.

    When asked one day why he does this, he explains that he’s checking the obituary for someone.

    -“But the obituary is not on the first page?”

    -“For this guy it will be, believe me”

    => When stalin dies it will be on the front page.