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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 个月前

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 个月前
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https://shitposter.world/objects/08f75a49-6f20-4806-84e0-7608e9936410

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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    Master/slave

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Finger/poke

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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        Fsck fsck

        • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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          Insert, upsert

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      there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

        • Denvil@piefed.world
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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

          • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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          Some men are born great
          Some men achieve greatness
          … and some are from Ohio

          Political slogan from the 1840’s Presidential campaign (“Tippacanoe and Tyler too!”)

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      “Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You’re going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you’ll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it’s walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts.”

      Maybe a bit more machining, but it’s not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

    • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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      Had any “Full penetration butt welds” lately?

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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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      • StillAlive@piefed.world
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        Do not the cat

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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

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      Daemon spawning mmm

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    We used to finger our users too.

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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

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    I think there are 4 reasons:

    1. Most people are very horny
    2. It people are very online
    3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
    4. Other professions aren’t as identifiable, or online.
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
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    fsck
    
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      finger

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        unzip

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          root

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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    deleted by creator

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      Vibe coding before it was cool

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        The only good kind of vibe coding*

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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

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    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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    • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      😳

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    touch grass

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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Isn’t Morrissey asexual?

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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

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