Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
tally ho what what
splendid
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.
Some traditions never change
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The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent
How do you feel about chimneysweeps with a cock-er-nee accent and their own dancing penguins? We’ve got one of those going spare. :starts whistling:
That’s fine as long as you’re not being a dick to everyone who doesn’t fit your fetish.
Not being a dick, in this context?
You found the joke. Now put it back! ;)
Oops, I should doubt my autismlessness
Well then, Bob’s your uncle.
…“And Fanny’s your aunt.” I’ve been told concludes the expression lol.
how’s that for a slice of fried gold?
I always have wanted to work “Bob’s your uncle” into my everyday speech, but I always forget it exists
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
I can’t decide which one’s better…
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
I have pinnacled! I dare say!
Shall I put the kettle on then?
Fancy a cuppa
It wasn’t until relatively recently that I learned that the British often use “tea” as the word for their midday meal.
As in, “what are you cooking for tea today?”
Weird
Tea is not the midday meal, it’s the evening meal. Usually the largest meal of the day on a work day evening.
Depends on where you live…
Up north tea/supper is also another word for dinner
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
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I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is “Good Lord!”… 🧐
As a Briton, I appear to use either the traditional “fuckin’ 'ell” or “shittin’ 'ell” or the somewhat nonsensical “shit the fuck”.
I’d be interested to see if I could train myself to switch to “Good Lord!”, like some sort of gritty Northern “My Fair Lady”.
Northern: “Flihhhliipin’ 'eck!”
Wait… Is it really not just:
“Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!”
It’s also that.
Wouldn’t it be, “have a cunt ya biscuit?” Sorry, I don’t speak English.
“Have a cunt ya cunt, I just cunted in yer cunt” might also be acceptable. I’m actually for real not sure and was asking in hopes of a real answer.
You’ve gone too far. You’re in Australia now
Oi! D’ya got a loicense for that?!
Now that is tickety-boo
Omg… do Americans say Toosday ?
We say Tuesday
I thought it was Twosday
So, too-es-day?
It’s pronounced like Tuesday.
Twos-day.
Won chew free, innit?
It is Twosday
Naw, today’s clearly Threesomesday.
sexHorizontal jogging
Some of the old in-out, in-out.
Slap and tickle
Peepee friction pleasure
