Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.
It’s not that it’s deplorable, it’s that it’s comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.
I think it’s fitting
I don’t think anything is fitting.
For him it’s not the fact that he’s fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone’s ass.
Most people aren’t fat for that reason and being fat isn’t a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal’s pathology makes him being fat a little funny.
As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.
Yeah and like I know fat people who could kick the average ass, they tend towards being more in the longshoteman body type. But segall isn’t one of them. They know they’re no action hero.
Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.
Well.
Being addict isn’t inherently bad but we ought not celebrate or normalize their overt addiction.
Willfully ignoring that its addiction and being ok consuming more resources than you need has historically been considered one of the more cruel and selfish things you can do.
Historically, food wasn’t as abundant as it is today. Gluttony as a sin, at least with food, isn’t the same today as it was 200 years ago. That’s a ridiculous argument to make. If you really want to speak ‘historically’, it was advantageous for our hunter gatherer ancestors to exploit any opportunity for extra food because they never knew when the next meal would be. We’re still hardwired for that, except food isn’t rare anymore it’s abundant for most people on the planet.
Besides, food addiction isn’t the same as other additions, an alcoholic can obtain from drinking alcohol, an opioid addict can too, no one can stop eating food. Unlike other additions, someone who’s obese because of their eating habits can’t quit food. The thing their addicted to is in front of their face every day.
Yeah, the sin of gluttony is more like getting up for seconds before everyone has had firsts then taking all the leftovers. It’s feasting on your seed grain. It’s the sort of shit that sparked the first French revolution
You just described addiction, neat.
I’d say that chair is Under Seige.
Under Seige? It’s practically Marked for Death.
Lemmying in the bathroom as one does, and you caused me to drop another Seagal by trying to hold my laugh in. I salute you.
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Gravy Seal.
Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂
There’s plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.
It’s less that he’s fat, but more that he presents himself as some kind of martial arts grandmaster, all around tough guy, deputized law enforcement officer, warmaster because he was in action movies but now he’s fat.
that’s one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.
If he isn’t so full of himself.
As you can see he is certainly full of something
Not acting skill, that’s for sure.
Donuts and potatoes?
Oh wow! Welcome back! I’ve been wondering where you went!
Contrary to popular belief, I do have to do work for a living and can’t spend all day on social media.
I gave it a try
Steven Seagal would gladly give away his likeness rights for AI generated slop movies, but no one is asking for his likeness rights :3
He’s a piece of shit in the inside, too.
I’d have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn’t already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
Oh how the turntables
https://pca.st/episode/59c2b425-e7b2-46b2-8c9f-2c9fe609fe6c
He’s worse than you think. Way worse.
He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman’s tinder profile
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Fits the MAGA crowd
I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.
I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.