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Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
You do know you can wash both sides, right?
Showoff
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
Yes
I shower in the shower.
Yeah, idk wtf op is doing but it’s definitely not showering
Upside down so I get a good undercarriage wash.
Yes
Yes.
Yes.
