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“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”
Brain: Remember that time you sneezed and farted at the same time in front of that girl you liked?
Better than being in the middle of a salvia trip and your roommates letting the cute next door neighbor in and directing her to ask you for some laundry detergent.
Brain: that sure was embarrassing lol!
Me: the fuck brain?

More like there are so many things I need to do yet I am not doing any of them


