Has he considered the ratings he’d get with a death announcement though? They’d be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he’s literally Jesus.
Please don’t give them any ideas….
I mean they might also blame his death on Iran.
I bet that’s exactly their plan with this
Are there any online bedding places with a spike in Trump dead bets? That’ll be the easiest way to know before it gets announced.
No what you want to be looking at is if anybody’s making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?
I think that’s what they said .
There’s been no real spike in Trump out of office by 2027 market recently but it’s crawled up a point in the last day. I doubt you’ll find anyone to take a bet on death, to easy to fix (we should be so lucky) but there are several online betting markets that will take your action on out by the end of the year for whatever reason.
I should take a bet that he stays in office.
That way, either way – I win!
Literally hedging your bets.
With the backlash that happened from The Death of Superman, I agree that he should definitely do this.
I’ve heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!
Except that congress isnt worth much either. Might as well be a FIFA medal of honor.
Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.
Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?
Ask god
…I mean, we’re still stuck with a king, sooo…
No
Demonstrably not.
That can be the theme of the next No Kings protest. I bet we crack 10 million people for that.
What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?
Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.
China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.
So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.
Don’t forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won’t have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.
Yes. “All”. Your “actual allies” get attacked. Good grief. Isn’t it exhausting to see enemies behind every tree?
But again, don’t stop, the entertainment value is unmatched.
It is so funny USAmericans need to blame Russia for your own shitty corrupt settler colonial society instead of just taking responsibility. It isn’t Russia. If anything the government in Russia is the result of US actions, not the other way around. You literally over threw the Soviet Union with color revolutions than installed Yeltzin there then worked with Putin for a long time before deciding to shift the blame to him. You are the evil ones. You are the illegitimate ones. Death to the USA.
My goodness conspiracy theorists are always so fun to watch.
Did Putin also cleverly wait for Biden to be president to invade?
The plot goes deeper than you think!
lol you guys are great!
“So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America)”
I see, but you let your great industry leaders outsource all their manufacturing to China. Unless… China controlled them all since the start even when China was a bunch of fishing villages!!
Oh boy you guys. Don’t stop. You’re better than a convoluted '80s soap opera!
english as a second language much?
Bah. You’ll know he’s actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Another mini stroke? We’ll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
Another Weekend at Bernie’s
And some new way to fuck up the world further.
But Biden’s too old.
Two things can be true.
Guy literally has cancer. It’s friggin elder abuse what they did.
Trump might have cancer too. Nobody knows why he’s getting all these diagnostic tests over the last year
He’s very clearly got dementia. This can lead to all sorts of secondary medical conditions, a big one being circulation issues which would explain his bruising.
No! Only my! one! thing! /s
Nobody likes a corpse tease.
Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he’s dead. YAY!
When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…
Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.
He might begin to smell by then.
He crossed that line years ago.
What if he actually died months ago?
Then they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.
They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.
JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.
I think his thing is to smother the cushions.
It is an exercise, for the big moment that everyone on planet earth is waiting for, the end of a dictator, criminal trump
If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.
Vance doesn’t have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can’t honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.
Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he’s also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.
yup. the cult won’t survive the loss of the cult leader. however, the cultists will still remain. 45/47 wasn’t even the cult leader until about 3 years after the cult had started reshaping republican politics. the death of 47 will bring about a great reshuffling, not the permanent end of all human suffering. the things that need doing are for us to educate the children on how to recognize and resist fascism. fascism will remain a threat to all humanity so long as a single person carries its flame in their heart. so learn: authoritarianism is not about the authority (person) it’s about the authoritarians (people). authoritarianism is only made possible by people voluntarily carrying out the actions demanded by dear leader. if you want to stop dear leader you have to gather a coalition of people who believe other things are possible.
Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
I wish I shared your optimism. It won’t, but time will tell with certainty.
Vance is Peter Thiel’s boy. Who doesn’t Thiel have dirt on?
Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.
The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.
Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn’t be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.
Evil greatest ally is apathy.
You’re telling Rosa Luxemburg’s ghost we need to keep pushing for change?
Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.
It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.
Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
Oh that can’t be good for him.
…
:) do it again.
Did he dead?
Well if so that’s going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
