• rtxn@lemmy.world
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    Republicans took to the streets in adult diapers when it was revealed that their geriatric rapist felon wannabe god had to use diapers, with the rallying cry “REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS”. Never assume that their degeneracy has an upper limit because they’ll prove you wrong the next day.

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      Say what now? It’s not even Trump season, and I’m still reading stuff that is so absurd it should be a joke. During Covid times, it was common to read the weirdest things and think: “yeah, that might as well happen”. This time though, I really have to ask if that really did happen.

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    Steve Jobs never showered, even when he started to work at Atari, he was moved to night shift because all his colleagues said he stank badly. He said that his body cannot have foul odours because he was eating only fruits, or something like that. This is why he died BTW, he thought that he could cure his cancer by eating some stuff and not the other.

    Reek does not stop cult people.

  • If Smell-o-Vision was a thing, everyone would think Trump smelled like pine trees and ocean spray, because that’s what he’d pay them to broadcast, or else refuse to allow himself to be broadcast on their networks.

    The guy slathers on so much fake tan, he looks like he’s wearing black-face. His only genuine characteristic is his inability to stop the senility from coming out of his mouth.

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    You underestimate the power of the antivax covid cult wing of WoP. They can’t taste after full covid, therefore they can’t smell… pitchfork hillbillies prevail to war on women and minorities as the true neo Nazis.

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      “But he tells it like it is!” they say.

      Then you listen Trump giving s speech and telling 4 outright lies in the first 3 rambling sentences.

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        I just tell the people who quote that line that they’re a fucking moron. Then they get all offended about ‘telling it like it is’.

        He lies, grifts and rapes. And they somehow have the nerve to draw parallels with other more distinguished politicians.

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        “By the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency — averaging about 21 erroneous claims a day.”

        source

        Anyway, those numbers are kinda impressive… in the saddest way possible… But I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any politician coming even close.

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    He had still won. Shit people preferring shit, have voted for more shit. You can’t win against a pig in a mud fight, it’s used to it and will like it at the end.

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    Nor Joe, I imagine the smell of days old flower pot water. Like the flower shops near cemeteries. “Old people smell”.

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    I think there would be PR to put in good smell. Or maybe highjacking to put in a putrid smell. Either way, entertaining.

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    Jurassic Park has a moment where Ellie Sattler is literally elbow deep in triceratops poop. It was a pile of poop as big as a person.

    …so, my question is, if dog shit smells different than cat shit, then how would directors know which scent of shit would best accentuate that scene’s full realistic immersion?