Seeking to reassure jittery global markets and several oil tankers currently reversing course at full speed, the Defense Department announced Thursday that Iranian mines scattered throughout the Strait of Hormuz are “clearly marked” by helpful indicators including floating debris, columns of fire, and the occasional secondary explosion.

According to defense officials, the debris field created by earlier explosions has effectively formed a “natural warning system,” guiding ships away from the most dangerous portions of the strait.

“In many ways, the system is self-organizing,” the spokesperson explained.

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    27 days ago

    It doesn’t even seem like satire anymore. Even the official “propaganda” coming out of the US State department is comically bad in the funniest sad sort of way.

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      27 days ago

      It is funny, but tragic too, and they will turn this against us at home too. We’ve to find a way to stop them.

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    17 days ago

    That picture is fake. The width of the straight is 50Km or 31miles… Or basically 7656532 ripe Costco bananas back to back on their long side.

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    27 days ago

    Ha ha, yeah, trust the administration with your 100,000,000 dollar ship, that takes years to replace, that insurance won’t insure.

    This administration is even dumber than Bush’s, by a lot. Fuck these guys.