Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down12
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoOnly men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?
minus-squareTheKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoHope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.
Only men are stretchy enough to fit melons up their ass, and women have to stick with more mundane phallic vegetables?
Hope this is sarcastic, if not you make a hole in the melon.