some drumsticks, some wings… beaks, whatever makes sense…
Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.
And it rolls into some poor person’s old beater car and scratches it.
If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.
Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?
I’d probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn’t stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn’t even being virtuous, just blindly obedient…
don’t do what johnny don’t does
They could’ve made this clearer.
I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…
Hittin it raw
… eww
Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.
Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again
Imagine what? What was this comment again?
🤢
And then put it back.
Cream filled chicken.
So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don’t want it, the store has to throw it away.
Why I always put it back.
Vance would go behind someone’s back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.
Or on the floor, and kick it elsewhere.
He definitely fucks the chicken.