Anything with Neelix DNA is a war crime.
I am so happy Data is on top of the list. I would not have accepted anything else.
Fuck tuvix. There, I said it
The fuck is Tom Riker?!?
The many class action lawsuits of various chairs vs Thomas “Tom” Riker.
Will Riker without Sideburns. Also he’s stuck in a Cardassian prison or something.
Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.
Surely Janeway could have found a way to do the right thing and get two Tuvoks out of the deal. Could name the second one Twovok!
Why not just riker-clone tuvix then unmerge them then shoot tuvix out the air lock?
Riker clones can only be made on that one planet with the reflective atmosphere
Alright we meet in the middle, shoot tuvix out the airlock towards that planet
Riker clone, unmerge them then shoot tuvix and nelix out the air lock? Its the only sensible thing to do.
Clone Tuvix, unmerge them from the clone, then kill Neelix. Also then kill the original Tuvix to be quite sure that Neelix cannot possibly survive.
Clone Tuvix twice. Split one, then Tuvix the other two with Tuvoc and Neelix, creating a Tuvox and a Neelic.
Voyager fixed forever.
Especially Tuvix.
I love that Data is higher on the list than Tom.
The episode ended with the same crew count.
Janeway and Tom Paris’ lizard babies belongs at the top.
This is the kind of seriously gross and morally bankrupt content I come here for.
