The Zerg lady looks like someone who was fused with a spider in a transporter accident. She’d be split into her base creatures before Janeway’s coffee got cold
Janeway’s pretty good at throwing shoes.
Well, one would have to first think of an elaborate Voyagery backstory on how they get to be adversaries.
Prob like a mind-erasing holo-deck mishap where they think one is the daughter and the other one the mom, they live on a farming planet where a war breaks out & the daughters boytoy is on the opposing side so now they will inevitably face each other in battle.
Then the Borg queen boards Voyager, doesn’t find the simulation as amusing as the crew (which watch it as a reality show non-stop & perform none of their regular duties), assimilates the ship entirely but gets poisoned by all the residual coffee particles on board and dies.
The sim on holodeck continues uninterrupted.
Seven of Nine starts drinking coffee.
Pattern buffer go BRRRRRRRR
My money is on Janeway.
Now let’s pit the Deadlock Janeways, Mimetic Janeway, and future Janeway in a cage match.
Mimetic Janeway has zero fucks to give and a short fuse. Best if she acts first.
Tell her Ensign McEnsignface will ultimately have command of her ship, and that might put her on the off-foot.
It would only be possible for Admiral Janeway with more than one fleet coordinating for the Zerg to be defeated. They aren’t going to tend to attack with one ship at a time like the Borg.
Plot twist: both fleets consist exclusively of time travel clones of Voyager
With, or without coffee?
Please clarify: is there coffee inside the Zerg?
Oh hell, we all know the outcome of this match: if there’s no coffee then Janeway just slaughters them all out of spite. Either way, this Zerg rush is over before it began (presumably with her endless supply of, what was it, something like negative 100 proton torpedos?:-P).
Edit: plot armor, the most destructive thing in the universe bar none:-D.
With coffee: Janeway wins from pure efficiency
Without coffee: Janeway wins from pure spiteUnless she’s one of those… other Janeways, but we don’t talk about them, no we don’t Bruno…
We don’t talk about “Other Janeway”
Jane the other way, even.
It’s like those choose-your-own adventure stories. Except in this one the only choice was to have glanced at it or not, cause after that it’s out of your control. And the title is:
