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"At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked. "
😐🤣
Lordy, they aren’t pulling punches, are they?
I love it
most significantly, it could hurt our quarterly revenue, which is the worst tragedy imaginable.
Here lies the root of the issue, we’ve simply reached the logical conclusion of a greed based economic system.
[…] some believe it is the responsibility of a newspaper of record like The Onion to delve fully into the nuances of a complex and multifaceted conflict that stretches back not just decades but centuries. These people are wrong.
LMFAO
Why? First, because this editorial board doesn’t like getting yelled at. Second, there are going to be way fewer people with way less power mad at us.
I love this article lmao
The Onion’s 9/11 coverage was incredible to behold. “Hijackers surprised to find themselves in Hell” was just brilliant.
I was living in lower Manhattan when that happened. Seeing that onion issue was the first time I laughed after the fact
The prior year I was living at 225 Rector Place, and on the day I was working at the top of One Canada Square, which was then Europe’s tallest office building. It was a nervous day.
Why? First, because this editorial board doesn’t like getting yelled at. Second, there are going to be way fewer people with way less power mad at us.
Not untrue.
The onion never misses
Ted Kaczynsky’s (Unabomber’s) signature among the editorial staff is a nice touch.
Holy shit the Onion had a massacre
This hits too close to home to be funny
It can be easy to forget that while the onion is often one of the funniest things out there, it remains and always has been a satirical newspaper first. And sometimes satire needs to bite more than amuse in order to be truly effective.
I’m sure Gazans would agree if they weren’t buried under all that rubble
Well, they could at least try to rofl.
I’m pretty sure the Onion’s editorial board doesn’t live in Gaza.
Ugh, too wordy for me.
Just show me a list of pictures of dead kids and bombed cities so I can do my virtual rubbernecking without having to switch my brain on.
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