Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Spoken introduction:

    And what is it that put America in the forefront of The nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it Possible to spend twenty billion dollars of your money To put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know-how, that’s what, as provided by good Old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun!

    Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun

    A man whose allegiance

    Is ruled by expedience

    Call him a Nazi, he won’t even frown

    “Nazi, Schmazi!” says Wernher von Braun

    Don’t say that he’s hypocritical

    Say rather that he’s apolitical

    "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

    That’s not my department!" says Wernher von Braun

    Some have harsh words for this man of renown

    But some think our attitude

    Should be one of gratitude

    Like the widows and cripples in old London town

    Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun

    You too may be a big hero

    Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero

    "In German, und Englisch, I know how to count down

    Und I’m learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun