Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Would You Rather@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Would You Rather@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages? Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSomehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails. Who’s hungry?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?