Then youre in luck. Nearly every companys business controbutes to exterminate all life on earth already
“Killing people is profit, son. Our shareholders demand it!”
At least we won’t have to expect extermination of the human race to happen quickly.
Well they have to submit bug reports. Do you know how many bugs are on earth??? It takes time.
Scp-5000 would have been realy funny if it was just a random video game company instead of the scp foundation
Thanks, Marv!
Wait…
sometimes i still hear its voice
Hey, it’s an update!
Well… You’re still in the race with HL3
Please tell me this is real. I wanna get stomped by Hornet.
Paperclip maximizer ahh
Release the hypnodrones!
They could just wait for the oil industry to do it.
You could just wait
Eh. I’d rather they didn’t. I don’t like hot weather. Let’s just get this over with.
I did not expect to read the perfect comment today
