But it also does the dishes without using as much water as you do.

But you don’t UNDERSTAND!

A large company needs MORE PARKING LOTS!!!

I’m starting to believe that the pizza gate stuff, QAnon, and the “trans are groomers” rhetoric were all planted in public just to muddy the waters around Epstein; to confuse people.

… I’m just insanely disappointed in the united states as a whole, because I don’t understand how anyone can be “confused” here, and yet I personally know people (and believe we all know someone) this describes perfectly.

I once ran a torrent for 3 years before a new version of the program came out, and I hadn’t even hit 0.2 yet.

7 years with my wife and we are still both learning this.

The part we both find super dumb is that both of us KNOW the other is the same way, but in the moment neither of us are thinking about that fact and we both feel bad about acting upset/angry in response.

It’s the world’s shittiest feedback loop.

But we are always getting better at it, I feel.

Actually I don’t have anymore at all. I’ve unfollowed and ignored pretty much everyone in my life over the last few years. It does suck to not have any IRL friends

Ugh, same. The few that didn’t just drift apart over time showed their true colors over the years, all the way back to marriage equlity. Then there was the first trump term, the George Floyd protests, Ukraine, Palestine, second term, and now all of this…

I knew I grew up in a red state surrounded by cornfields and expected some to have differing opinions on hard-cutoff issues, but I didn’t expect the people who were seeing the same things I was to straight up deny reality.

And since I’ve become more withdrawn in recent years, I’m basically only friends with whoever my wife is friends with and that’s about it. I don’t have what I would call “real” friends anymore.

As everyone should.

Nobody should ever be looking at the 2nd Ammendment and think to themselves “oh god I just can’t wait, please lemme do it now”

It should always be “please don’t make me do this”, while preparing to do this.

A bit rude to call humans monkeys, that’s extremely insulting.

Monkeys aren’t dumb enough to blow themselves up.

If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey, even though it has a monkey kind of shape.

So tired of seeing the NO KINGS! crowd praising the monarchy.

LMAO what

I don’t know a single person who “praises the monarchy” that isn’t involved in billionaire-owned media

I play women where possible because if I’m going to be staring at an ass for 150 hours, it might as well be a pretty one. never even enters 3rd person except to check out the cool armors that hide almost every bit of skin anyway

Yes my skyrim mods folder is filled with style and immersion mods geared for female characters, why do you ask?

And also all the time I spend carefully crafting the face to sort of look vaguely like me but as a girl and all the attention to hair and makeup and making sure my nails look nice with the weapon I’m holding and constantly imagining myself in her place are all completely normal cis things to do.

The sad truth is a lot of religious people believe that the end times won’t come unless the earth isn’t livable anymore.

A even LARGER group of religious simply think their sky person will give them a new earth that’s perfect so why bother protecting this one.

They and their supporters are complicit in the murder of the planet at best, and are trashing everything on purpose, trying to claw back any and every support of things that can make it a better place.

Regular Transporters don’t work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.

I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.

But who has time for that…

Literally, yes.

My supervisor at work has 2 broken teeth and one is cracking, he can’t have food on his right side of his mouth and about once a month has go eat soft foods because the cracked tooth on his left side hurts again.

Another coworker has a knife wound because he managed to slice his arm open with his own folding knife (not suicidal just stupid), and he’s just self-treating even though it looks infected.

I have had bronchitis multiple times in my life when I didn’t have any insurance and even when I was so weak it took all my strength to crawl to the bathroom, going without eating for several days because I can’t make it downstairs to the kitchen, because just the urgent care visit would have sent me into years of debt.

My sister ignored signs of cancer until her daughter asked her to go to the doctor. It could have been operated on if she had gone earlier. Now it’s chemo and fingers crossed.

This shithole country kicks people when they’re down andat least 1/3 of the population is polishing the boot as the rich are kicking us.

No, let’s remove them all.

The good cop is the one that quits after all their hopeful naivety that somehow survived “training” is sucked out on their first day.

“Freeing slaves just isn’t realistic. How about letting them out for fresh air first? How about a 3/5 compromise? Ridiculous”

I read this as “maximum breast gains” and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.

This is the internet.

No matter how many examples you can pull to show us why we should know it’s a joke/satire, there are 10,000 examples of someone being completely serious.

I prefer 31JAN2026 myself. No ambiguity, readable internationally.