It’s everybody’s favorite WWE show coming to you live from everybody’s least favorite place, The Royal Rumble in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Matches include:
Singles Match- AJ Styles vs. Gunther with styles’ career on the line.
Undisputed WWE Title Match- Drew McIntyre © vs. Sami Zayn
Women’s Royal Rumble Match- Asuka vs. Bayley vs. IYO SKY vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax vs. Chelsea Green vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Liv Morgan vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Giulia vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Roxanne Perez vs. Lash Legend vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
Men’s Royal Rumble Match Mens- R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso vs. Roman Reigns vs. Penta vs. Jacob Fatu vs. Dragon Lee vs. Gunther vs. Solo Sikoa vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
Kickoff show starts in a half hour from me posting, with the main show starting 2 hours later, at 7pm GMT.
Dang, I got so excited when the screen said Powerhouse Hobbs, only for it to shatter and his new Royce Keys name to appear. I hate this renaming shit more and more when they pick absolutely shit ass names. Ricky Saints works, but Hobbs to fucking Keys, gross.
There was no reason to have Hobbs on the screen, other than to dash our hopes.
Subtle jab at AEW?
Subtle jab at Hobbs.
They know he has name value, but this is how they tell him, “We own you now.”
I’m tempted to revive the fusion thread just so I can post “Peyton Royce Keys”.