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tal@lemmy.today to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

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tal@lemmy.today to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they […]
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    Do you have ANY idea how hot a typical dragon fireball is??

    Hmm. No, I don’t.

    considers

    Hmm. I mean, it’s orange, right? So figure black-body radiation determines the color.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-body_radiation

    So maybe something like 2000°F, 1100°C?

    But I’m more thinking that a tank probably has a lot of thermal mass, and I figure that the dragon probably isn’t keeping sustained fire on the thing for all that long. I mean, I’ve no doubt that dragon fire would be horrific in an anti-personnel role, but against heavy armor? It’s gonna take a lot of energy to heat that up.

    EDIT: I feel like a “how would the 1st Armored Division do against Smaug” would be a good !NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works question.

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      Does the dragon fire deplete the tank of oxygen?

      That could cause engine issues and crew issues, depending on duration.

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      NCD would tell you that question has already been answered by an anime called GATE.

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