ignore the “how” and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister’s supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully
Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won’t show anyone else.
that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home
Ask him who he is and what game series hes from
that’s a big no-no
Draw my sword! Only a ne’er-do-well would enter another man’s home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
Kick him square in the nards
Team up
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Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway
DOGS: GUTS!
my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.
