Hot 😈
Hell yes it is!
(… not sitting like a freak here obviously, it’s just a good photo of my ass)
It’s an exception ass 🤤
… If only Kurt Cobain could perhaps have been in your heart shaped box for a week, maybe he’d still be with us today…
I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him…
… let me just put it this way…
If I ever start a band, I’m gonna name it:
“Courtney Love’s Shotgun”.
Much like a shotgun, that joke has terrible taste.
… well that particular shotgun certainly does…
Can’t really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘
Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.
I mean it’s not quite as twisty but I do have another pose…!
You really are a people pleaser, aren’t you? 😍
Twisty or not, this one is breathtaking again. And it tickles my mind, making me wonder how flexible you really can be.
I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it’s been downgraded to just extra bendy
Wait.
You’re saying words, but my brain is hearing ‘I could use a massage from time to time.’
Am I hearing you right, or do I need to refresh my comprehension skills?
Oh no, carcinisation applies to sexy ladies too?
They all eventually become crabs?!
(It is rather amusing how simply black clothes + black background fucks with one’s brain)
Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️
(There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)
… So …
… do you have any like-minded friends?
=P
Open wide! 100% better than any visit to the dentist.
Ever seen the documentary film Teeth…?
Those lips 😍
As the ancient philosopher Jonathan Davis taught us, freaks come on leashes. Hence, you sit like a normal person.
Thank you! Inarguably eloquent defense of my posture!
I’m just trying to figure out how you positioned yourself like that…
What’s not to like?
Perfect package! 🫦
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