• AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.

    • seang96@spgrn.com
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      1 year ago

      I’m a stay at home furniture driver, my partner is an investigative glitter wrangler, and our budget is $6.6 million.

      I need to contemplate career paths if furniture drivers can work from home.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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      1 year ago

      Depending on what “paranormal ghost pepper streamer” entails, that could be really fucking entertaining. I’m imagining a guy who grows ghost peppers with a crazy mix of ghost hunting equipment, tin foil, healing crystals, long strands of Christmas lights (to ask aliens for assistance in watering, fertilizing and controlling pests), and a priest (for when a plant becomes demonically possessed).