Gabecube pros:
- You can actually open it to look what’s inside
Gabecube cons:
- You won’t find a fancy black stone (meteorite?) inside
You find a magical rainbow stone inside though.
Schrödinger: “I would know if I opened that box, but I won’t. That way both are true simultaneously”
Is that what’s inside? Lol, imagine having holy wars for centuries over a rock.
It’s one of the things that are inside. There are also a few stone slabs with text on it inside, apparently. Given they don’t allow scientists to take a closer look it could be anything, from glass to a piece of compacted coal.
To be fair: A Gabecube wouldn’t last way over a thousand years. Its warranty would already end after one or two.
Not OCDidn’t realize the launch ceremony was this crowded
I’m pretty sure that a case to make your cube-pc look like the Kaaba would be frowned-upon by everyone. I want one now, but really, that should just clue you in to what bad idea it is.
Kaaba-cube? Gabe-kaaba? Steam-Mecca-chine?
I vote for 3, though 2 is a great contender
Shrine to the Profit Gabe
Empty, with such fullness.
Don’t give Zmuck any ideas…
Anubis
Maybe it’s the Pandorica
Lol dumbass
The woke mob is trying to turn us Muslim!
Gabe. He’s converting us.
