McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.
The clown claimed he was “cleaning his shotgun,” while it was fucking loaded. I would give his dog a treat for making attempt to get rid of an idiot gun owner.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good boy with a gun
AGAIN???
Looking for stats, I found this:
https://open.substack.com/pub/armedwithreason/p/dog-shoots-person-again
Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn’t shoot shit.
That’s just what somebody associated with BIG DOG would say.
The fucking dumbass, " I’m gonna clean my shotgun, but let me make sure it’s loaded first "
Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.
Prequel to the critically acclaimed ‘Hobo with a Shotgun’ we present to you: ‘Dog with a Shotgun’.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
I’m not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you’re not using them. It’s just basic dog safety
Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
I guess it wasn’t a good dog with a gun.
Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people
Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death
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Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
Username knows.
Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.
My father, an NRA
membersucker that claims gun safety first, leaves a 12g fully loaded (buckshot) with one in the chamber and safety off in a soft bag with the zipper open right under him while he sleeps. He also has Parkinsons.You’re giving these people way too much credit by presuming they do any form of critical thinking.
He also has Parkinsons.
You can’t make this shit up lmao
Yea… that’s the scariest, darkest part of it. He’s also the guy standing next to you in the grocery store line proudly displaying his Glock on his hip. No idea how he carries that (i.e., chambered, hammer cocked, safety on? no clue). Imagine if something went down that actually warranted the use of the pistol while you’re standing in line…
You mean its not clipped into a swivel bracket on the underside of the slats for when your new partner escapes having his brains blown out in a bathtub?!
How will we know whether he’s surgical with that bitch, Jake?!
Number one rule of weapons safety, treat every weapon as if it were NERF.
So like the bullets are made of sponge?
I think they’re making a joke.
Unless you are paranoid.
Even then it’s dumb, but you can always load it if you think you will need it. It shouldn’t be chambered all the time though. Guns are too dangerous to use like that.
Especially shotguns, most are notoriously not drop safe.
Only if your paranoia includes your dog being out to get you
Every gun owner I met is scared of everything.
Most of the ones who aren’t don’t reveal they are gun owners or think about it so much.
I accidentally got dragged into a conversation at work with a gun owner who seemed to have it mapped out exactly how they thought a home invasion would play out. In their scenario they’d have the drop on the robbers, who’d never be expecting someone to keep a loaded gun by their bed while sleeping…
There was so much detail in there that it made me wonder if they actually wanted someone to come into their house so they could have an excuse to kill someone.
Oh, yeah. They live for this fantasy. We have an Airstream travel trailer, and there are people in that group that are absolutely certain that someone WILL try to break in sooner or later while they’re camping, and they will be Ready For It.
I assume they are the same group of people that end up shooting an innocent person that had their car break down at 2 am and just wanted help, or knocked on the door to what they thought was a friend’s house.
It’s really disturbing how certain they are that this will happen. Too much Fox News, I assume.
I own guns. Not because I’m scared of anything, but because I inherited one, and my mom has a farm and shooting clay pigeons is fun. Plus, I have to kill a chicken snake for her every so often.
Seriously, I got a $20 thrower and for a box of ammo and pigeons it’s probably the cheapest way to spend an hour or two.
So par for the course…
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
This will be the most American thing I’ve read all 2025.
I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.
Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid’s fault, the dog’s fault or even fault of the gun itself but it’s never the gun owner’s fault.
You’re right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.
Remember kids, when you’re a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.
I bet it’s Obama’s fault!! 😤
And those goddam immigrants!
Dem taek’n urrr jobbs!!
You wouldn’t just do that! Go on the internet and lie!
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Poor doggo 🥺
Guns are so loud.
Yeah, and he will now miss his friend.
11 people that didn’t read the article. Says he went into surgery. Not dead. Owner is still a dumbfuck who should have their gun privileges taken away.
I really dont understand when people say gun privilige. Like owning a gun is something people should aspire towards.
Guns should be responsibilities, not privilieges.
Responsibilities usually come with privileges. If you fail to fulfil your responsibilities, you lose those privileges. I’m not really sure what you’re getting at here because I don’t think we really disagree.
I dont thing owning a gun is something people should be aspiring.
Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.
The dumbass was cleaning it with it loaded…
Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!
WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST
LMAOOOO
He was cleaning his (loaded) gun… Sure…
Its actually a very common problem. Gun nuts all think they are John McClane and need to keep one in the chamber at all times. They remove the magazine but never properly run the action and yeah. Its especially a problem with glocks because disassembly actually involves squeezing the trigger.
Responsible gun owners are only slightly more common than good guys with a gun.
I’ve met some people who really should not have guns…
Most people I’ve met really should not have guns. And don’t, as far as I know.
Even in America, the vast majority of people don’t own a gun. Something like 70%.
and yet, there are 120 guns for every 100 people. pehaps on loan from the gun library? Donde esta la bibioteca di boom boom?
Still, only the US has an annual toddler/dog gun killing rate (as in the toddler/dog shooting somebody else).
Also 44% of Americans live in a household where a gun is present.
Both those statements track, more or less, since the guns are usually owned by one person in the house.
stuff like this makes a real strong case for taking guns away from everybody
Those cases are failed suicide attempts or they were otherwise doing something they know damned well was stupid.
Any given weapon is stupid easy to clear, in 3-4 seconds, and be certain it’s clear. Not like bullets are hiding in there somehow.
Agreed. There are a lot of people and a lot of guns in the world, so I won’t say that it’s never happened. The vast majority of those cases, though, are suicides or failed suicides where they’re trying to save face and/or make sure the life insurance still pays out.
Life insurance does pay in the event of suicide! Depends on the length of time between taking the policy and, uh, execution. Terms and conditions may apply!
Yeah but if a transexual immigrant libtard jumps you, you ain’t got no time to get a round in the chamber.
The victim told police that before the incident, he was cleaning his firearm
getting shot by own gun and cleaning it, these often come together, maybe is safer to keep them dirty
Somehow he was cleaning it and it still had rounds to fire or he cleaned and reloaded and left it unsecured so it had rounds to fire. Sounds like sort of person who should own a gun for sure.
Also complete bullshit. If you’re cleaning it, you wouldn’t have a round in the chamber.
Not unless you’re really dumb, people accidentally shoot themselves with “unloaded” guns all the time.
Nobody is ever actually shot while “cleaning” their gun. Unloading it is step 1 in this procedure for basically every firearm ever made, and that assessment stretches back several hundred years by now.
This is just a culturally ingrained lame excuse people pathologically fall back on thinking they’re going to save face over capping their own damn selves with an easily avoidable negligent discharge. And everyone who tries it inevitably thinks they’re the first person to think of it, because they’re stupid.
If you get shot cleaning your gun you have MAJORLY fucked up.
Like, you have to try to be that level of stupid and it still happens. People are just incredibly dumb it would seem. I mean, I know we must have a ton of morons in this country in order for Trump to get elected because … Everything.
