“I take no responsibility”

Elizabeth Warren for attorney general. No more fucking around.

Define a set of rules, and someone will figure out how to cheat it.

Come on now…some of those people will be worse than dead.

Ducky is worth a look.

Push it more and more towards universal basic income, with Chipotle’s help.

😂 this is a new vibe I can get behind, and the less sense it makes, the better.

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*anti-republican panic buttons

*anti-republican bulletproof glass

And how many of them from Donald Trump’s boss in Russia?

Climate is a thing where no matter how big your solution is, it’s only part of a larger solution-cluster.

We need it all, and then the rest of it, too.

Now I don’t mean to be divisive but that’s bad and should not have been done.

This is it right here. Concerningly large swaths of people talk about swearing like this distinction–which is the whole discussion–doesn’t exist.

If you swear enough you can completely turn it off when you’re truly pissed and it’s terrifying.

That’s a bit of a technicality; it would dribble down the underside of the nub and down his leg, never actually making it onto the tomb.

The Cheney controlling him already put in his bid, so he just has to power on his brain long enough to do the same. Only a matter of time. Just give it a minute.

“Crime is bad”

“Wow hate black people much”

“Uhhhhh wtf nobody mentioned black people but you dude”

“You’re a racist who hates black people, you just said it yourself!”

That’s that 2024-level dialogue we’ve all come to love.

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Fascists don’t just lie, they invert the truth precisely.

Trickle-down economics, for example, was pitched as “a rising tide lifts all boats”, when in reality trickle down economics is the exact opposite of that. A rising tide lifting all boats would be the poorest person getting money until they have as much money as the second poorest person, then those two getting money until they have as much money as the third poorest person, and so on. Lying, reality-inverting fascists got up on a stage–in front of people-- and said that process was the same as giving the people with the most money even more money.

In a way it’s brilliant, because it’s so brazenly and bafflingly stupid that it acts like an EMP for logical thought. Which they know, and intentionally utilize. The most important skill a fascist has to have is the ability to make people stupid enough to vote for them. What better way than to go for the jugular and assault reality itself?

With an incessant anti-reality static, courtesy of your fox newses and heritage foundations, reality offers no obstacle at all.

The Hard Times is just The Onion without all those cumbersome well-written headlines.