Just start dressing the candidates in sponsored uniforms already. I fucken hate this timeline.
I mean, it would make it easier to understand who we’re voting for.
Undelivered Jet Engine Designs is the better professional speaker, but I can’t help feeling like Consequence Free Oil Spills has the stronger voice on key issues.
I’ve said for years that politicians should have to wear their biggest sponsors on their jackets like athletes often have to.
And in that timeline we’re paying trump to wear fox ears and a tail.
UwU
Best we can do is an orange jumpsuit.
You say that’s the best we can do.
No. It isn’t.
That’s the bare minimum and I don’t think we will get even that much.
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Maybe the geriatric presidential candidates require frequent breaks.
can’t have us missing out on the collective wisdom of Exxon, Raytheon, Elbit, or AIPAC …
Im actually kinda low-key disappointed that Robert Evans has been joke-threatening us with Raytheon ads forever and not a single one yet on Behind the Bastards. I guess they’re a little bit out of our aggregate net worth
I almost downvoted this post because I hate this so much
What a joke. I’m not watching your fucking ads no matter how likely you think you are to get away with it. I’ll just watch it after the fact on some other source.
FUCK cnn, it’s been shit for a long time but the last few years are beyond the pale.
All these shitbirds do is try to enrich themselves off American politics, no matter the end result
Brawndo, it’s what plants crave!
CNN: Facebook for news
I like how everyone is pretending donald is going to debate
I mean, if he uses his Rikers visitation allowances wisely it shouldn’t be a problem
Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.
Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman
One gentleman, one convicted felon.
One is more Pampered than the other.
How much ad time will be purchased by PACs?
We all know the answer.
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They should use them whenever Trump does his yelly old man routine.
I’m not watching this debate.
Yeah, I’ll watch the highlights later. I love political satire!
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