They’ll never counter this plan

Double joke on me because I just got a Charles twonie in my change

Funny I was just joking how Canada is definitely going to be the 51st state unless we put Kirk on our money instead of King Charles

Can I flash Linux to my counter and turn it in to a torrent box?

“I dunno it came like that!” 😆

I have a tablet sized easel I use for recipes. Well, I use the tablet, then put it on the easel. Why the hell do I want to walk over to the fridge to look at the recipe when all my stuff is already on the counter??

What did he even say? I thought he did the whole “I don’t condone violence, thoughts and prayers” thing.

Go to work for an hour

Take my bottles to the depot

Ask a buddy to spot me 40

Sell a couple things

… check my bank account?

$40 isn’t that much money…

You think he’s just a patsy, like Luigi?

Nah it’s pretty dumb speculation. I want news to give me facts, not their interpretation of facts or speculation.

American flag shirt, huh? Well I guess it wasn’t those America-hating leftists.

Edit: I was right. Huh.

The killer is still at large (as far as I know) but yup, blame “the left” you fucking morons

I don’t plan on doing that

I keep trying to find the spot where it doesn’t look fake and I can’t!

It’s also any RPG-like game that lets you summon creatures or undead

But pro economic isolation of America, apparently.

First I’m hearing of it 🤷‍♂️

Well, yeah, but I’m not going to talk openly about my porn account :p

I don’t! My workplace hates fun.

Meh, I just blocked all the porn. Don’t want that coming up while scrolling at work!

Nope, parody is free speech. Suck it, Microsoft.