• mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    They should just have the candidates endorse products on stage.

    Trump could talk about how confident he is on stage wearing the new leak-free Depends

    Biden could pull up a bowl of Quaker Oats and talk about his regular bowel movements.

    RFK could say he’s all good now thanks to HeartGuard+ Brain Dewormer