I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.
Coward
Damn right, buds.
Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs
but… but a dinosaur is actually like strong and…
oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it
The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔
Give me the dinosaur in a woman costume or the lusty Argonian maid any day.
That s not the safest option but probably the best one .
You can’t live your life in fear.
Exactly this is why I live my life scaroused that s way better
yeah I bet there’s a lot of weird things you’d come across huh buddy
That’s a lot of lusty argonian maids
Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.
The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.
Clever girl.
The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.
Not that the name of the account has Serrif instead of Sheriff?
Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)
It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.
Now look at your man. Now back to me.
If your intention is to scare people who didn’t sign up for it iirc that is assault.
Yes exactly, that’s why it needs to be obviously a joke, every one should be amused or neutral about it, no one should be scared.
Yeah I mean when was the last time you saw a dinosaur having a cigarette?
Can’t remember ever seeing one, but I always assumed it’s because they don’t get high from nicotin.
Is this real? Because wife material.
I think it’s AI unfortunately.
Either that or just regular photoshop.
sigh I’ll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.
I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.
If you’re referring to furry conventions, then I’ll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren’t the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.
Also there’s lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn’t engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.
Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.
you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?
I know the Facebook account it’s posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.
For reference.
I want it to be real, damnit! It’s really funny.
I did not get hookers from this originally
I had a feeling it was a parody tbh
Don’t rain on our parade. Let it be real
Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.
…or Hagerstown.
Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
Almost.
Edit: wat. I apparently misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston” somehow.
Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland
what’s in Texas
Maryland, probably.
(Rest of the world)
I’m in Texas. You can visit me.
Go home, Texas, you’re drunk.
I somehow misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston,” I think.
I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.
In the big cities? Dalls? Austin? Nah. People might look at you weird. Anywhere else? …Might have to give some killjoy 15min to an hour to call the cops
Clever girls…
That’s disgusting! At what time are they there?
Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.
Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I’ll be coming with you guys
Good plan. We’ll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we’re avoiding.
I’m scaroused.
It’s a fear boner!
Fearection*
It leads to a terrorgasm
Didn’t knew those therms thanks for the knowledge stranger
Oh god… I just realized, “Lot Lizards”
Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.
(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)
God forbid women do anything!
Are all scalies this based?
Absolutely. 😄
If I had a fursuit/scalesuit then I’d absolutely do shit like that. So, I guess?
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Fuck Cars material?
That’s dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.
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