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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago

Texas Bans Women From Peeing After Sex

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Texas Bans Women From Peeing After Sex

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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    UTIs are a national treasure! Sir pee tapes himself, big dick special big boy doughnaldo mcfuckface J tRumpus the great commands them!!

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    I’m taking the risk of commenting and not reading the article, but does peeing after sex really have any effect on not getting pregnant? I’m taking an educated guess that this satire is about that “phenomenon”.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      I have heard it recommended as a method of preventing UTIs, not pregnancy.

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      I’m taking the risk of commenting and not reading the article

      The article:

      You’ve reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke.

      Also I’ve never heard about peeing having any effect on pregnancy, but it’s recommended to do to prevent all kinds of infections iirc. No?

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    i always thought it would be ecological, not political

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