roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce…
What does it taste like?
It tastes better than roadkill, but not quite as good as fried bacon.
Hard to explain really, other than what it is, a combo mix of all those flavors. Try it for yourself if you want, unless you’re allergic to any of those ingredients… 🤷
That’s quite a range of quality.
Grind that all up and you might have a decent dressing.
Maybe so… Its not actually half bad, just a bit different. 🤷
I mean if it was blended, I would scoop it with a chip.
Damn, going by what mess I just ate and tasted, I think you’re actually right, it probably would come out as a good chip dip 👍
A kind of pesto in fact.
The kind of “pesto” I sometimes make is peanuts, mayo, garlic and spinach, so I can attest for at least 3 of the 4 ingredients you’ve used here. Maybe blitz it in a blender?
Spinach?
Don’t give me any ideas, I do have a blender…
Fuck, no spinach ☹️
Does cabbage work? Maybe with a sprinkle of marijuana?
…why?
There is no why really, except for pure randomness.
And yes, I’m eating this mess right now LOL!
Not as bad as I might have thought…
And you pinky promise you’ve had a psychological checkup recently?
Only 28 years ago…
Hey, who was the genius that decided to take spuds out of the ground (potatoes), nuggets out of a chicken’s ass (eggs), spoiled alcohol brew (vinegar), cucumbers soaked in said vinegar (pickles), bigass fish out of the sea (tuna), and call that a salad?
The original crazies weren’t the ones that first suckled from the cow’s teat, it was the tribes of people that accepted it as normal LOL!
Edit: I declare this Peanut Salad.
I hate you
You’re welcome
Straight to jail!
It’s a delicacy yo, it’s an acquired taste in some cultures.
I don’t know what cultures are growing in this, but I’m eating it…
Maybe I’m a culture of one 🤷
I think the real crime is using a Styrofoam bowl at home alone. Use a washable dish!
Don’t worry, I washed it afterwards.
It was just basically the smallest sort of bowl we had around to test such a food crime.
Never commit more than one crime at a time
Yeah these ingredients don’t look that far-fetched. Blended together they’d make a great dip.
-J. Robert Oppenheimer, 1941.
