• littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Or, you know, get cheap AF and lob a Gatling Sentry onto the high ground along the edge and stroll through like the patriotic float princess you are, lobbing incendiary sweets at all the greedy bug holes along your parade route… It’s like 🎶Central Park in faaalll🎶