Wow. I had forgotten all about that! I wonder if I could still triforce…

Ooh, I hadn’t thought of trying that yet. I can do it, too! Thank you for helping me learn this new talent. That pressure/suction is a weird feeling on the eye lol

Garlic bread.

I can do both of those and I can do it with my collarbone up against my neck. I do it accidentally all the time while leaning over and it catches me off guard all the time…and makes me giggle, because I am very mature.

Yep, that’s what I’m guessing, too.

I think that’s a great idea! I’ve often wanted to start journaling or a diary, but I am disabled and spend most days miserable and in pain stuck at home or in bed, just trying to distract myself from my symptoms (usually by browsing the Internet, since I don’t have many options) to get through the day, so I don’t really know what to write each day, ya know? I’m commenting in hopes that maybe it’ll help me actually start in some way, lol. Especially because my memory can be pretty spotty and iffy. Maybe I’ll just write about how I don’t know what to write, haha!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I wholeheartedly agree. I wish more people appreciated it like it deserves!

AAAAAND THEEEENNNNNNN?

Mine is the same way and I get the exact same messages.

I believe they were called ringback tones. Those were neat.

Well excuuuuuse me! Look at captain morals over here! Pff… Wimp!

That’s what we have. We found it when our previous microwave finally shit the bed and we got really lucky with the timing and everything; it was on sale and we had the money. It’s awesome! Especially in a very small apartment with barely any counter or cabinet space.

Just use your shrink ray first, obviously. That’s what I do.

An awesome shitty 80s cock rock band! (I adore that garbage)

That’s understandable

Have you by any chance commented something like this before? Somebody did, and I tried it, and the results were delicious! Thank you for spreading the word.

I don’t think they’re indistinguishable from the McDonald’s version, but they’re extremely close! I like to have them with some of those frozen sausage biscuits (Tennessee Pride are by far my favorite ones, and the closest to McDonald’s’ I’ve found) and some orange juice; it hits the spot and satisfies that craving for what used to be a nice and cheap little drive-through breakfast treat.

I have a very difficult time finding foods that I can access and afford, easily make despite my disabilities, can stomach and keep down with my weird health issues, and actually enjoy - and you helped me find something that fits the ticket AND also helps satisfy that specific craving that I’ve been missing quite a bit. Thank you so very much!! I sincerely appreciate it! 💖

Ha! It appears I was the 666th upvote. Perfect!

Also, I just noticed that my battery level when I took that was 69%. Nice!

Also,

You’re one of my favorite accounts I’ve ever seen on here. Imagine how excited my little Wayne’s World-obsessed pea-brain was when I saw your haiku, that line popped in my head, I went to reply with my dumb, barely-relevant movie reference, and then I saw your name! (Too excited.)

How exactly do you think bisexual or pansexual people function? Do you think they just don’t have friends? If not, why is it different for heterosexual people? I genuinely don’t understand. I’m not trying to do a ‘gotcha’ or a win a silly internet argument or anything like that. I just genuinely have never understood it and I want to so I keep trying. My best guess so far is it’s just a mix of insecurities and weird gender norms and heteronormativity.