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That would be a fucking awesome movie.

Major bummer it’s real life instead.

It’s possible the commenter had never seen the movie. Quotes do get around.

And when the sniper gets paid off?

That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

companyname@mydomain.com

Brian Disease seems like a winner

That sounds like a double entendre

I think I get what you’re saying but it’s very nuanced. The same things I’ve surprised friends with are suddenly romantic when I surprise my partner with them.

Ah, I did a little research and realized you are actually correct. Please accept my humble apology!

Um, actually they are both far hotter than the sun’s surface. The whole meme should have melted.

Has he been paying taxes already?

Truly well rounded.

I just realized that’s how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he’s talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you’re excited about something doesn’t feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn’t mean, I just talk a lot.

I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

It prevents the sentence from continuing which makes everyone want to either leave the conversation or try to “help out”. Same principle.

I’m usually right about 60% of the time with strangers, though I’m intentionally not finishing the sentence aloud.
With friends and coworkers it’s usually that we’ve forgotten a common word somehow and just appreciate the other person remembering it for us.

It’s the only affordable option at this point.

Worhy

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away

Oh fuck yeah, I would absolutely love to die that way if they didn’t have so much sugar.

If your point was that religions have oversimplified complex science to the point that people thought they fully grasped it, then I agree with you. Otherwise I have no idea what you are trying to say.