I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”
Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you’re going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄
FU AI, FU linkedin
Instead of using the ejection handle the pilot pulled the other handle.
Sneaky creatures roaming from port to port unnoticed.
39 sq km lot for $4,700 in a habitable part of Florida sounds like a good bargain, nothing to be suspicious about.
I was about to say that in the 40s and 50s someone probably taste it.
Sir/Madam, I’m thirsty and in the water vending port, now do your part and water me!
Yes Gollum, eat your apple
Your printer is low on miaowgenta.
Yey for Emma!
Source Adventures of God
Do you vacuum them one by one? Must take quite the time
It’s a shed for your John Deer with a shag space on the upper deck, Classy.
And people said that pineapple topping is controversial…
ʇsɐǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝqɯnN
One reason for the in movie break was to change the reels.
The focus issue mostly gone now with digital projectors, but I encountered one in a new complex where the AC cause condensation on the glass between the projector and the hall, and the staff need to wipe it often or else it’s messed up.
The next car will just park over it
Source: The Illustrated police news vol.11 #285 April 11, 1872. Page 8
A Quebec Woman Creates a Sensation, Riding Through St. John Street in a Bearse, Reclining on the Coffin-Bed, and Smoking a Pipe. What will women do next to distinguish themselves, we wonder! A female in Quebec, the other day, perpetrated a ghastly joke, mocking death in his own domain, by lying down in a hearse and smoking a pipe as the funeral chariot was driven through the street. If this exhibition had been made in the United States, our neighbors at the North would have made it the sub- ject of very strong animad- versions.
Good Boy! You may drive through
Nah, it’ll be fine
Err… how sweet