

Aliens: “Aight, fuck this planet. Let’s never visit again.”
Aliens: “Aight, fuck this planet. Let’s never visit again.”
You’re actually paying a standard price for a drink which is the top two items, the ones you see with negative means they are cheaper than standard price and the rest are additional charge… Even the top hint of Required Select 1 is another clue that it’s not a credit to your meal but you are actually being charged.
Even funnier is they are discounting the prices for kids drinks yet if you order a kids meal you get the drink for free, at least in my area that’s how it works.
Don’t worry! They will side with gun control groups very soon!
Netflix about to greenlight that story.
Wonder how long it will be until they start getting robbed. Most drivers are immigrants who won’t be able to legally purchase a firearm and won’t have mechanisms in place to keep the cash secure.
Cops see fellow cops start rioting at the Capitol: “Hold up guys! They are on our side.”
Cops see libs start to peacefully gather legally at Capitol: “Let’s bust some fuckin heads! IDF style!”
Time for me to open a tax shelter aaaaand now I’m being audited.
What in the tech world isn’t broken? Besides older consoles and computers disconnected from the internet.
Pffft, Trump doesn’t need South Koreas $350B, Zuckerberg just whispered he’d give Trump $600B.
Umm… I’m not sure how long you’ve studied US History but non white have always had less rights. Just not always written explicitly so.
Thank you Jesus.
The world will likely never know for a few years. Just like those innocent North Korean fishermen wiped off the face of this planet because they used flashlights to see.
Author: points out how Bluesky is not decentralized.
Also Author: only points out how people are arguing about how Bluesky is decentralized.
Author: Mission Accomplished.
Well I’m not having sex with it… (Stares at Roomba)
Next week Facebook will layoff a couple thousand workers and then the elites will see the markets tumble and be like “wtf America, why are you doing this to yourself?”
The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.
I’ve been trusting them for years. It’s a miracle that they were able to setup a webcam I’ve never owned in my life and have it filming where I always go to spank one out.
Where are all those commenters who said the NRA is anti LGBTQ?
All those Tesla drivers who claim to “hate Elon” or are “anti-Musk”, you paid for this pay package and there is no denying it.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist by trade but it sure is convenient that a once vocal supporter of Trump who recently showed disagreement with Trump would be assassinated and in all likelihood will give Trump more support to have his ICE army on the streets of cities across the U.S.
Almost reminds me of something I recently saw in Russia. I can’t quite Put in my finger on where though.